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God rolls dice
Tags:roll of the dice, rolling dice, roll dice, die, god, gods, man in the sky, giant hand, giant hands, random, randomness, chance, death, died, dying, die, luck, lucky, unlucky, no luck, gamble, gambling, gambling with lives, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, corona virus pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, flu, flus, illness, sickness, virus, viruses
"Is this the wine you selected at random?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, wine, sommelier, sommeliers, wine steward, wine stewards, wine waiter, wine waiters, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, choosing wine, judging, judgemental, random, random selection
Prizes Include: A New Car, A Maui Vacation And The Grim Reaper
Tags:game, games, game show, gameshows, gameshow, death, dead, die, died, dying, dies, grim, grim reaper, reaper, reapers, tv, t v, tv show, television, live tv, audience, studio, studio audience, prize, prizes, vacation, vacations, random, randomness, chance, chances, probability, probabilities, car, cars, door number, choose, choice, choices, fate, fated, doom, doomed
"Today on 'all things considered': a tree, bowling, the space-time continuum, large hats, David Duchovny, undercooked Lentils, parachutes, and the color maroon."
ACME achievement test
The amazing museum of pages 150-151
High School Schedule
Tags:highschool, highschools, high school, high schools, highschoolers, highschooler, high-school, high-schools, student, students, pupil, pupils, teacher, teachers, school, schools, timetable, timetables, schedule, schedules, period, periods, class, classes, lesson, lessons, drawing, draw, doodle, doodler, doodling, artist, art, shape, shapes, pattern, patterns, form, forms, random, weird, margin, margins, focus, concentration, concentrate, distracted, learning, teaching, education, school life, children, child, kid, kids
The house apropos-of-nothing committee
"Say, how about a book by Koch, O'Connor, and Bob Hope?"
"What is this endless series of meaningless experiences trying to teach me?"
"If it's all random, why are you always here?"
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, random, randomness, physics, quantum physics, quantum mechanics, quantum mechanics
"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."
'I have been chosen but I don't know what for!'
"All six suppliers are complaining that you are not taking this selection process seriously!"
'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)
Wheel of Dinner
Tags:wheel of fortune, decision wheels, decision wheel, supper, bachelors, bachelor, singles, single, being single, dinners, dinner, lunch, take out, cooks, cooking, kitchen, take away, lazy, pizza, takeout, lazy, decision, decision makers, decision maker, decision making, catering, choice, random, food, eating out, eating
How often do you answer random questions?
'Ha-ha, that's so random.'
"I'm beginning to question your business decision-making, Perkins."
"Hi. I'm calling at random to give you 3 million dollars, but since your're not at home, I'm going to call somebody else."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, answering machine, answering machines, message, messages, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, cold calling, cold caller, cold callers, scam, scams, scammer, scammers, missed opportunity, missed opportunities, bad luck, random, giveaway, giveaways, regret, regrets, regretting, money
"O.K., next we cut home-heating aid."
"This wasn't commissioned by the Emperor. This is just my random thoughts on stuff."
"You're lucky it's one of those late-day trials where he'll be fatigued."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, guilty, innocent, plea bargain, defendant, defendants, defence, defense, client, clients, late, fatigued, tired, bell, decision, decisions, game, games, carnival, carnivals, fun fair, fun fairs, fair, fairs, high striker, high strikers, strongman game, strongman games, strength tester, strength testers, gavel, gavels, hammer, hammers, mallet, mallets, hit, strength, strong, luck, lucky, lazy, random, verdict, verdicts, sentencing, sentence, sentences, unfair
My spam sketchbook; or, who are these people?