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"These are the chains I outsourced in life!"
Public Services: 'IN - OUTSOURCE'
"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."
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"We're considering outsourcing your job. Could you explain to this guy in Guatemala whatever it is you do around here?"
"You've done a good job downsizing, but we've decided to outsource your function."
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"Our new insourcing policy means you'll be doing all the work."
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"Instead of digging a hole to China, I've hired the Chinese to dig a hole to us."
'US stocks dropped on news of more people buying cheap goods from China...'
"Could you nip over to accounts and get this signed,it's just through the door on the left and then 4,500 miles to East Delhi..."
'And in business news, it's now official: Everything is made in China. Citizens are encouraged to learn Mandarin, as well as how to march.'
Unsafe factories in Bangladesh.
'Well, Bart, normally I'd hold you over for trial and let the judge hang you, but this might be a crowdsourcing situation.'
"I've decided to outsource my emotional needs."
'We're going to have to let you go...we've found someone in china who's 45% better at being you for 24% less.'
"Sure, I exploited, but I never outsourced."
"I've asked you to this meeting, Paulson, to put a human face on rightsizing."
"We managed to outsource our strategic development team to a company in Beijing that will say 'yes sir no sir' for 25% less."
"We're going to have to let you go ...We've found someone in China who is 45% better at being you for 23% less."
"We're down to two potential hires: you and an efficiency algorithm on a Malaysian server barge."
"For you, we can outsource the urine test."
"That's Karl, before he was purchased by the Chinese."
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'Look on the bright side, Herb - THIS job will never go overseas!'
'You've cost this company millions, so we have no choice but to get rid of you with a million dollar severance package.'
"Well, that does it Charlie, we've outsourced everything."
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