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Public Services: 'IN - OUTSOURCE'
"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."
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"You've done a good job downsizing, but we've decided to outsource your function."
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"Our new insourcing policy means you'll be doing all the work."
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'US stocks dropped on news of more people buying cheap goods from China...'
"Could you nip over to accounts and get this signed,it's just through the door on the left and then 4,500 miles to East Delhi..."
'And in business news, it's now official: Everything is made in China. Citizens are encouraged to learn Mandarin, as well as how to march.'
Unsafe factories in Bangladesh.
'Well, Bart, normally I'd hold you over for trial and let the judge hang you, but this might be a crowdsourcing situation.'
"I've decided to outsource my emotional needs."
'We're going to have to let you go...we've found someone in china who's 45% better at being you for 24% less.'
"I've asked you to this meeting, Paulson, to put a human face on rightsizing."
"We managed to outsource our strategic development team to a company in Beijing that will say 'yes sir no sir' for 25% less."
"We're going to have to let you go ...We've found someone in China who is 45% better at being you for 23% less."
"That's Karl, before he was purchased by the Chinese."
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'Look on the bright side, Herb - THIS job will never go overseas!'
'You've cost this company millions, so we have no choice but to get rid of you with a million dollar severance package.'
"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"
'I'm really sorry, but production costs are far lower in Korea!'
'I don't need to do my homework. I outsourced it to a kid in China.'
'Let me clarify something, Simpkins. . . I didn't say you were going to Mexico. . . I said your job is going to Mexico.'
Stroll a Kid: $10 One Hour, $6 1/2 Hour.
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"We've managed to outsource training to a company that will say 'yes sir,no sir' for 20% less."
'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'