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"He just loves his cute little postmortem doll!"
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"Why, there's nothing wrong with the old gentleman—his heart is as sound as a dollar!"
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"There are many questions, of course, that won't be answered till the autopsy."
"Yep, I'm pretty sure curiosity was involved."
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"When I found him he was already at room temperature."
" . . . the victim was slowly roasted until golden brown and then. . . Oh my gawd! Stuffed with bread and savory herbs and spices!"
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"Man, Clowns really creep me out. . ."
'The witch is dead.'
The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 5
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The abbreviationally challenged...
Cause of death: Just one of those things.
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"Everyone who comes in here has the same condition..a STIFF neck, back, and shoulders...coincidence?"
'It appears he was popped.'
'At least he died with a smile on his face.'
Suitcases in an alligator morgue.
Morgue Waiting Room.
"Okay, I'll see what I can do about getting a copy of the autopsy."
Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.
"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."
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'Cause of death: Acute, sudden dehydration secondary to moisture-wicking undergarments.'
'Damn it Monroe! I told you to finish the stock taking!!'