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"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."
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Chelsea of the Apes
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"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"
"I don't want to be empowered - I want to be sassy."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, daughter, daughters, girl, girls, females, woman, women, female empowerment, women's empowerment, women's right's, feminism, feminist, feminists, empowered, sassy, cheeky, bold, saucy, modern life
"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"
Donald Trump and co.
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"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."
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"The AI recognizes your face, but it refuses to acknowledge your existence."
'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'
"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."
Tags:deadbeat dad, deadbeat dads, lazy, bedtime, bedtime story, story, stories, father, fathers, dad, dads, fatherhood, fathering, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, sassy, deadbeat, deadbeats, bedtime ritual, bedtime rituals, family life, family-life
"Make it sassy, Jim."
Tags:hairstyle, hairstyles, haircut, haircuts, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, barber shop, barber shops, hairdresser, hairdressers, bald, baldness, balding, male pattern baldness, bald spot, bald spots, vain, vanity, sassy, fashion statement, fashion statements, middle age, middle-age, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis
"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"
Tags:jetlagged, jetlagged comic, jetlag, airline, airlines, airplane, plane travel, stewardess, stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, shuttle, shuttles, airport shuttle, airport shuttles, freezing, wait, waiting, aviation, crew, crews, layover, crew, crews, stewardess, steward, galley, galleys, snarky, sassy, aviation, flying, fly, flight, airplane, airport, travel, cold, freeze, snow, snowman, hotel, long wait, long waits
'I want something that is sassy but sophisticated.'
'I must be getting older. I tried to make an adorable remark to mom yesterday, and it came out all smart-alecky.'
'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'
'Don't you talk back to me like that!'
'Grandma, when I grow up I want to be just like you, fat and sassy!'