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Viking Loch Ness
'His possessions were not important to him. Other people's possessions, however, meant a great deal to him.'
"Yoiks! Come winter it's back to the Ikea factory!"
"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."
"Oh, good! Maybe they brought some of those nice open faced sandwiches."
The Happy Ship
"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"
'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'
'And make sure you leave things as they are.'
"Deep down, I really believe the people of this country would've LOVED our brand of freedom and democracy. Too bad they didn't survive it."