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"So, Rapunzel, I see you're still playing the field."
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"How are you fixed for oats?"
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'I'm having leftovers. It's my same feed bag from lunch.'
'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'
Three bears porridge oats.
'I may be gone for some time.'
'I'm taking you off porridge.'
'From tomorrow, no oats, no hay, only wood chips, my friend!'
Pantomime Horse Eating.
'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'
'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'
A cook's nightmare: A chicken in every pot when she wants to make oatmeal.
Storage buildings in farm country are shaped like silos.
'...mix porridge oats, butter, and golden syrup...Rurghh!...then bake for fifteen minutes'?! Oh well, maybe next lifetime, Delia...'
'Get rid of the horse and eat the oats.'
'Sorry Vicar, Daddy can't come to the phone. He's doing porridge.'
'I told the doctor I'm as hungry as a horse, so she put me on oat bran...'
While you were out I switched energy suppliers,dear.
"-and for those of you who don't know how to make porridge.."
'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'
"PILLAGE Erik! Rape and PILLAGE."
'I can taste the soybeans, protein pellets, rice, bran, corn and oats. It could use a little more salt.'
Classic Rock for the older generation
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"Sorry, but the box does taste better."