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Thief's swag bag is filled with dollar signs.
"Oh, sure, it's stolen, but now we have to get on with our lives."
"Me, too—but it's a good tired."
"Let's just say someone has slipped out of the top one per cent."
"Hey, didn't I meet you at the trade fair last June?"
"I didn't raise you to steal tacky c**p."
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"This is Cayman, you're sure?"
Tags:cayman, cayman islands, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, offshore account, offshore accounts, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, offshore banking, tax haven, tax havens, fish, big fish, lost, getting lost, overseas territory, overseas territories, sway bag, swag bags, loot bag, loot bags, money bag, money bags, caribbean, caribbean sea
"I'll stop when it isn't fun anymore."
"I feel terrible—I took it from a job creator."
Tags:job creator, job creators, employer, employers, big employer, big employers, employment, job creation, theft, thief, burglar, burglars, crimes, petty theft, criminal, criminals, loot bag, loot bags, swag bag, swag bags, steal, stealing, unemployed, unemployment, social mobility, recession, the recession, austerity, guilt, guilty, regret, regretting, regretful, regrets
"You kids today—the loot is too heavy, the mask is too hot..."
Tags:burglar, burglars, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, swag bag, swag bags, loot bag, loot bags, kid, kids, youth, teen, teens, teenager, millennial, millennials, adolescent, complaining, complaining, complaint, complaints, when i was a boy, elder, elders, whine, whining, whinge, whingeing, spoilt, spoilt child, spoilt children
'And what do you do?'
"A good quarter is a joy forever."
'Oh, Randy! - It's just what I wanted!'
'Sometimes I wonder if it's all worth it,'
'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'
Burglar steals a WAG.
'Good evening Sir. We just happen to be in the area...'
'Have you started you Christmas Swiping yet?'
Wordplay: In The Bag.
'I've just done the off license.'
'You're under arrest for being an accessory to a robbery!'
Policeman running after robber on bus.