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"I am a member of the legal profession, but I'm not a lawyer in the pejorative sense."
"I think you're looking for the Fat Girth Society down the hall."
Members of a club in Omaha, Nebraska, got together to clean the home of a new member. . . It was weeks later that the group found out they had cleaned the wrong house.
OPTIMISTS' CLUB, 'They said they never expected ME to show up.'
"I just came from a meeting of the red hat society."
'It was a 'Country Club' prison, but it was tough - I once got a week in the hole for not wearing a jacket to brunch.'
Yacht club: 'Can he call back? Everyone is out getting tattooed!'
This club is for members only
The Derelict Doctor - "Couldn't play golf, please help."