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'It's a slightly more advanced version of fetch.'
Tags:centipede, centipedes, canine, canines, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, canine behaviour, canine behavior, dog behaviour, dog behavior, jacobson's organ, scent, scents, socialising, socializing, dog park, dog parks, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films, human
Death as a dog walker.
"He's his own best friend."
Tags:best friend, best friends, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, loner, loners, loneliness, stick, sticks, dog park, dog parks, dog game, dog games, chase, chases, best friend, best friends, man's best friend, mans best friend, companion, companions, companionship, companionships, pack animal, pack animals
An Alligator Walks Into A Dog Park
Tags:alligator, alligators, croc, crocodile, crocodiles, dog park, dogs, dog, animals, animal, domestic, domesticated, domestic pet, pets, pet, dog parks, exotic, exotic animal, shady, threat, threatening, tense, tension, visual, visual gag, visual gags, sight gag, sight gags, predator, predators, prey
"Do you mind if I chase a few practice balls first?"
"Can we go to a coffee park today."
"And just remember: Daddy got you out of that nasty pet store because he hopes you'll act really cute and friendly in the park, especially around attractive, single women."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, puppy, puppies, pet store, pet stores, pet shop, pet shops, relationship, relationship, relationship issues, relationship problems, looking for love, desperate, single, singles, bachelor, bachelors, attracting women, man, men, bait, strategy, strategies, dating, meeting women, dog park, dog parks, dog run, dog runs
The Dog of Sisyphus
Tags:sisyphus, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, classics, classicist, classicists, sisyphean task, sisyphean tasks, catch, dog park, dog parks, ball game, ball games, hades, eternal punishment, eternal punishments
A cat person goes to the park for some reason
Dog Park and Pet Funeral Home.
"Honestly, I prefer stick."
"It's O.K. I'm not really in the mood, either."
A building in the middle of a dog run labeled "Cat Embassy".
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog park, dog parks, off-leash, off-leash park, off-leash parks, off leash, park, parks, dog run, dog runs, embassy, embassies, consulate, consulates, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat embassy, cat embassies, diplomatic mission, diplomatic missions, foreign mission, foreign missions, diplomacy, diplomatic, diplomat, diplomats, foreign relations, international relations, international relationships, foreign relationships, foreign affairs, international affairs, politics, international policies, ambassador, ambassadors, high commission, high commissions, high commissioner, high commissioners, government, governments
"Well, then, how about letting our dogs have sex?"
Tags:flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, dog park, dog parks, park, parks, walk the dog, walks the dog, walking the dog, dog walker, dog walkers, harassment, harasser, harassers, dog, dogs, animal lover, animal lovers, icebreaker, icebreakers, ice breaker, ice breakers, conversation, make conversation, making conversation, chat up, chats up, chatting up, pickup line, pickup lines, pick-up line
"I said FETCH! Not KVETCH!"
Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.
"A little help, please."
"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"
Tags:date, dates, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, dog walk, dog walks, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, flirtation, flirtations, dog park, dog parks, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating opportunity, dating opportunities, pickup, pickups, pick up, pick ups, line, lines, chatup, chatups, chat up, chat ups, chatting up, pup, pups, puppy, puppies
Walking the Fish
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, kitten, kittens, cat run, cat runs, dog run, dog runs, cat park, cat parks, dog park, dog parks, off-leash, park, parks, run, runs, sleep, sleeping, nap, naps, napping, lazy, sleepy, exercise, stereotype, stereotypes, word play, wordplay, sign, signs, nature
"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."
Tags:loaner, loaners, loan, loans, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, kennel, kennels, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, dog park, dog parks, big dog, big dogs, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, dog walk, dog walks
"I think it's time to go, Zarbotron..."