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"You say your biggest faults are working too hard and blind loyalty to your employer. What do you take me for… An idiot?"
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"Everybody gets a raise."
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"Your first summit?"
Tags:bodyguard, bodyguards, protection detail, secret service, summit, summits, political summits, political summits, world summit, world summits, putin, vladimir putin, trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, russia, russian interference, russian collusaion, mueller investigation, mueller, robert mueller, dog, dogs, dog greetings, weird greetings, ass kissing, kissing up, brown-nosing, sizing up, world leaders, world leader
"Don't worry, Bob. There are some jobs a robot just can't do – like kissing up."
What they really meant.
Tags:politics, world politics, diplomacy, diplomactic, undiplomatic, trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, us president, president of america, kim jong-un, supreme leader of north korea, north korea, north korea, foreign relations, international relations, insults, insulting, rocketman, rogue, dotard, kissing up, brown-nosing, saving face, nuclear weapons, ballistic missiles
"Bentley, I don't care if you are my heir apparent. Stop peeking in here fifty times a day!"
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"Blind loyalty, Gilliford, by God, that's a trait I like to see in a young man."
Tags:yes man, yes men, kiss butt, kiss up, kisses up, kissing up, loyal, loyalty, blind loyalty, suck up, sucks up, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, ambitiousness, trait, traits, career ladder, career ladders, careerist, careerists, careerism, intern, interns, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, boss, bosses, dishonest, dishonesty, corporate, corporate mentality, promote, promotes, promoting, promotion
“Yes, sir, Ira, considering that you share eight percent of your genes with the common flatworm, you’ve done all right.”
Tags:yacht, yachts, yachting, boat, boats, out at sea, sailing, fishing boat, fishing boats, wealth, wealthy, rich, riches, class, class difference, upper class, kissing up, kiss up, suck up, suck ups, flatter, flattery, sycophant, sycophants, flatterer, new money, new wealth, the one percent, the 1%, upper class, genetics, gene, genes, genetic codes, genetic code, evolution, evolve, evolved, flat worm, flat worms, backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, left-handed compliment, left-handed compliments, asteism, asteisms, condescension, condescend, investor, investors
"Every four years, we're the Heartland, and then, poof, back to Flyover Country."
Tags:heartland, election year, election years, coastal elite, coastal elites, middle america, midwest, south, america, american, americans, united states, elite, elites, snob, snobs, politician, politicians, campaign promise, campaign promises, flyover country, elitist, working class, working classes, appeal, appeals, appealing, disingenuous, compliment, compliments, butter up, forgotten, kiss up, kissing up
"The ties on my shoulders are my power and lucky ties. The boss gave me this one in front."
Employee Of The Month
'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'
'Yes, I'm retired but my former coworkers keep calling to find out who they should kiss up to.'
'Dogs are nothing but Kissups.'
"Baldo and Gracie have cleaned their rooms...they've scrubbed the kitchen...and the bathroom is spotless. Yes, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."
"So...what's the most important thing about working at Auto y Rod Inc.?"
"Baldo, give me an example of a sentence with a direct object."
"What's wrong, Henry? Why aren't you laughing at Mr. Rod's joke?"
"Whoa! Nice job with the display, Jeng!"
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"If you're gonna manage your diabetes, you need to watch your diet, get more exercise..."
Tags:baldo, giveaway, giveaways, diabetes, diabetic, diabetics, new car, new cars, kiss up, kisses up, kissing up, opportunism, opportunistic, managing diabetes, diet, exercise, exercises, exercising, stay healthy, staying healthy, get healthy, getting healthy, charity, charity donation, charity donations
"Here's my homework, Miss Sanchez."
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"You have the memory of an elephant!"
Tags:baldo, good memory, memory, memorize, memorizes, memorizing, memorise, memorises, memorising, elephant, elephants, long term memory, long term memories, boss, bosses, kiss up, kisses up, kissing up, manager, managers, store owner, store owners, price, prices, cost, costs, good boss, good bosses
'I do kiss up, but there's no tongue involved.'
'I have a major in Anatomy which helps me in kissing up!'
'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'