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Don't worry, Bob. There are some jobs a robot just can't do...like kissing ass.
A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.
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'I need you to be more decisive when agreeing with me.'
"I hear he's the teacher's pet."
"I can't give you a raise, no matter how much I appreciate all the songs you keep dedicating to me."
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"Fenwick, do you see any mistletoe on my coattail?"
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"I wanted to meet outside the office to tell you...your brown nosing is getting worse."
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"I think 'brown nosing' beats 'nose to the grindstone' every time."
"Uh, oh, I forgot this is evaluation day..."
"So this is why you ate your spinach and wanted seconds at dinner!"
'At ease, Jerry, you had a great year.'
'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'
Randolph - the brown-nosed reindeer...
'C.J will see you now.'
'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'
'Dogs are nothing but Kissups.'
Best Seller 'Screw You'. Kiss the Author's Ass 2 PM.
'You'll never succeed until the kissing up becomes instinctual.'
'The Botox will help me to kiss up to the Boss.'
'Mr DeVries is here to kiss your feet and show his sales prognosis.'
'Since I retired as CEO, I haven't won a single game.'
'There are two kinds of people, Harris. Those that KISS butt and those that KICK butt.'
'Your Honor, before you give a run down of what my client has done, it should be noted that he was overheard saving that he liked your hat.'
'Remember, he who laughs last, gets fired first.'
'I'm home dear. Did you manage to fix the vacuum?'