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"My name is Morris Mandlebaun, I'm 28 years old and I want a tell, blond, blue-eyed shiksa."
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I want to wish a Merry Christmas to each and every one of you...and, a happy prosperous New Year to those of you who will be with us next year.'
"Last year you failed to bring me a new bicycle. This year, I want $250 for the bike and $50,000 in punitive damages."
Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?
Scientists finally cracked Santa's vocabulary.
Whizzing you a Merry Christmas
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'I want the new BX 406, not the 407 and I want expanded memory with a graphics converter...'
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"My dad wants me to have all the things he never had, and he never had a pony."
Adolph Hitler as a child complains to Santa Claus.
Bad review for Santa
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Happy everything to everybody.
"Oh, yes, I've been good...relatively speaking!"
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"My mother will bring me what I need. You bring me the good stuff!"
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Merry Christmas skater.
"Why can't she ask for something realistic...? Like a pony, or a puppy, or a unicorn...?"
Cats in Santa hats holding letters that spell out 'Happy Christmas'.
'Oh, that reminds me. And the polar ice caps: I want them to stop melting.'
Our Wish . . . Peace on Earth.
Santa on Santa's Lap
'I want romance, passion, love.' - 'Tangible things only, Buddy.'
Papi makes snowfall for Gracie on Christmas with an ice shredder.
"Did you get what you wanted for Christmas?"
"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."
'What I want for Christmas is a bigger carrot'
Goodwill To All Men - and Bankers!