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Letter to Santa, 'Dear Santa, Some Assembly Required. Timmy'
"No letters to Santa this year. Just tell the tree what you want."
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"I really miss letters."
"Not one crummy Valentine."
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"Dear Santa, Enjoy the fat-free cookies, although you don't strike me as health-conscious."
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"Mr. S. Claus, North Pole. Dear Santa:"
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Santa No Quid Pro Quo
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Dear Santa- Thanks for the awesome gift! p.s. did you know cellphones have built-in calculators? p.p.s. you suck.
"What do I want for Christmas? Hell's bells! Didn't you get my letter?"
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Bobby's dyslexia was about to bring him big trouble
Santa, please take a photo of yourself with our presents so I can post it on my Facebook. Thanks! XOXO
"Dear Santa, I was very good and my brother was very naughty. So you can just give me his presents this year."
"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."
'Is the North Pole out of town?'
'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!
'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''
'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'
Dear Santa, Tia Carmen is in the hospital. We don't know what's going to happen. You can keep all my presents this year. Just let us have Tia Carmen home for Christmas. Gracie.