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"Held up at work? You could have called."
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"Hi! This is a holdup. Just empty out your pockets and quietly leave the car."
"Davis, come in here and take a bullet."
Tags:violence, executives, assistant, assistance, personal assistant, personal assistants, secretary, secretaries, self-sacrifice, self-sacrifices, self-sacrificing, gunpoint, held up, hold up, holds up, holding up, take a bullet, takes a bullet, taking a bullet, entitled, entitlement, boss, bosses, big boss, big bosses, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchies, mankoff
"Maybe you'd better go ahead and order for me."
'Do you have more self confidence, Mr Watts, now I've put you on a pedestal?"
"Somebody has to get money out of politics, Senator. It might as well be me!"
'Please sign this.. it absolves me from any future litigation.'
'The fine print can be read only if held up to a mirror.'
"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."
Linemen at work.
'. . . Now take a left at the next pine tree.'
'Do as I say: Hand over the ball or I'll pull the finger ... er ... trigger.'
Tags:basketball, basket ball, basketball player, basketball players, basket, baskets, ball, match, matches, game, player, players, games, gaming, stick up, this is a stick up, hold up, holding up, held up, mug, mugging, mugger, muggers, pretend, fool, fooled, fools, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'OK, I can believe one golf cart is an accident. But come on...'
Tags:golf, golfs, golfing, golfer, golfers, foursome, hold up, held up, frustration, frustrated, play through, playthrough, irate, rpg, rocket propelled grenades, slow, playing slowly, slowly, too slow, playing too slow, hurry up, blow up, blown up, blows up, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Sorry, I'm late. I ran into a lot of construction.'
Long delays likely.
Bank robbery committed by Kev who was being served by Julie
'She's just ring through - held up at the hairdressers.'
'You're not from around these parts, are you stranger?'
'...and stop taking pictures of me with your cell phone!'
"Carry your wallet, Mister"
Burglar takes the shirt off his victims back at gunpoint