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"You're old enough to learn how to work a party."
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Pin the fish on the bull.
'You're lucky. In my day the doctor beat you with a stick until your appendix fell out.'
"Well, that was a birthday party the kids won't soon forget."
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Indian Face Painting
"I wasn't able to thank Mrs Weber for the neat party. She had taken two tranquilizers and gone to bed."
"You think this is funny - I'm 38, I live with my mother and I've got a college degree."
"When I left, Eddie's mom was arising Phoenix-like."
'The party broke up early...Brenda's mother flipped out and started screaming.'
Every Child Gets A Baboon!
Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.
"I curate children's parties."
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"My King, our siege machines cannot breach the defences. The enemy has a bouncy castle!"
Tags:siege, sieges, castle, castles, medieval, medieval times, lay siege, laying siege, lays siege, bouncy castle, bouncy castles, childrens party, children's party, repel, repels, repelling, invader, invaders, invasion, invasions, invade, invades, defence, defences, defense, defenses, defend, defends, defending, moat, moats, catapult, catapults, fight, fights, battle, battles, battling
To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....
Small boy blowing a party blower.
"Put your glasses on dear. 'That annoying kid who hasn't been collected yet', is our Charlie."
The Amazing Mr Sausage
'Mum, I don't want to go to Jimmy's birthday party: One of the games is called "Pin the Tail on the Donkey"...'
'I got a special prize for the first to leave.'