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'A-ha, They spelled 'Kloprinol' with a 'c''
Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,
'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'
Fruit Cake Production Line.
"And this is where we bottle our rage."
"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"
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Automated, Inc: 'Bad news, sir! All the robots are down with a computer virus!'
"257 days without an on the job shooting."
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'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'
"Then, after you have spent those 30 years working your heart out on the company's production line, you will be laid off because of a corporate merger, only to discover you have lost all your retirement benefits."
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'Well she wanted to know how the Easter Bunny can afford all the eggs.'
'. . . Now you're an accounting elf and a putting-heads-on-dolls elf. . . Times are tough. Would you rather be the one tiny reindeer pulling the sleigh this year.'
"Great. Looks like he's ready to roll out another new product."
At the baby oil factory.
"And why didn't you issue a recall despite overwhelming evidence that it made your middle-aged male customers just look old and sad?"
The Chrysler Buildinger
Tags:chrysler building, the chrysler building, sharpener, sharpeners, pencil sharpener, pencil sharpeners, tourist trash, tourist gift, tourist gifts, skyscraper, skyscrapers, machinery, manhattan, ny, nyc, new york, new york city, art deco, stationary, mass production, production line, production lines, architecture
Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.
"What are you watching?"
"I'm sorry you can't speak with her, the poor soul never gets out of the kitchen."
"You're the perfect man for our production test lab, sir!"
Henry Ford sculptures
"My mistake was buying shares in the company. I now worry about the lousy work I turn out."
'It kills production when we have to stop the line every thirty minutes for an upgrade.'