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Claire discovers the The Clapper operates on the same frequency as Don's pacemaker.
Family applauding father
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As a louder and more satisfying alternative to clapping, Lily uses her bingo wings.
The Demise of Tinkerbell
'Just because everyone applauded when you dropped your lunch tray in the cafeteria, doesn't mean that you should pursue a career in show business.'
"Wow! That's incredible! I mean...how did you know I used to be a white guy?"
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Audience thinking 'What a tosser!'
This next song's about multitasking. So, sit back, sing along, clap in time, light a candle, make a request, think of a loved one, give them a call and enjoy.
The Seal of Approval.
'I'll scream if one more person claps when I tell them how old I am.'
'He wasn't well-liked. We're having 'If You're Happy and You Know It Clap Your Hands' sung at the service.'
Fred's One Man Band / Joe's One Man Audience.
"And then when I got up on stage everyone clapped their hands."
'His ring tone is a huge round of applause.'
'One time I thought I had a 'Standing O' but all the students were just leaving early.'
Standing ovation machine at the gym.
Applause in a Church
Before the invention of applause.
Audience thinking 'What a jerk!'
'Actually, I thought your board outside said Happy CLAPPING!'
Why am I clapping, it's cr*p!
'That concludes our meeting. Will the last one out please clap off the lights.'
A flamingo dancing the flamenco.