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'It appears to be some sort of bone.'
Guidance Counselor - Hunting/Gathering.
Caveman shoots mammoth with arrow and blames his mate with the spear.
'I'm tired of hunting and gathering... doesn't anyone deliver?'
'I started out hunting, then went into gathering and from there I developed an interest in commodity investing...'
'Hunting, gathering.... It's so hard to prioritize!'
"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"
The first focus group discovered they could generate more ideas if meetings were held indoors. 'I hope you captured that last build.'
'Here, I'll distract him and you tranquilize him.'
'One of these days somebody's going to invent a tranquilizing gun...
Hunter Gatherer of the Month.
'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'
"We are neither hunters nor gatherers. We are accountants."
Soon the hunter-gatherers would spread from sea to sea, while the scrounger-breakdancers would fade into oblivion.
'Ah, the Olduvai is gorgeous this time of year!'
'Astounding, isn't it? As far as we know, this is the earliest known evidence of a true hunting and news-gathering society!'
"Today no meat...only flowers."
"Sometimes I think we ought to invent agriculture and settle down."
"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."
"We've finished the hunting and gathering. Let's invent the vacation!"
Caveman with bigger club
'I just love Punch and Judy!'