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'He's doing it again - chewing his cud while I'm trying to putt!'
Tags:golf, golfing, golfs, golfer, golfers, bull, bulls, cow, cows, ruminant, ruminants, cud, chew, chewing, chews, off putting, putting off, putt, putting, putts, putted, putter, putters, hole, holes, golf ball, chewing his cud, sick, digestion, digesting, food, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
An old shoe in every bag!
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog food, dog foods, shoe, shoes, old shoe, old shoes, chew, chews, chewing, chewed, treat, treats, treating, treated, happy, happiness, appetising, appeal, appeals, appealing, appealed, please, pleases, pleasing, pleased, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters, ate, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Trapped in the worst blind date of his life, John Glynn tries to chew his arm off at the shoulder.
Tags:date, dates, dating, dated, dater, chew, chews, chewing, chewed, arm, arms, shoulder, shoulders, bite, bites, biting, bitten, escape, escapes, escaping, escaped, desperate, desperation, trap, traps, trapping, trapped, bad date, bad dates, worst date, worst dates, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"You're the only one in here who had to ask for a knife and fork."
Tags:knife, knives, silverware, dine, dines, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, table manners, manners, bad manners, lion, lions, kill, kills, killing, zebra, zebras, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, spectacle, public spectacle, public spectacles, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, stand out, stands out, standing out, chew, chews, chewing, loud chewer, loud chewers, loud chewing
'Just as I suspected... you don't chew your food enough.'
"We've got to get him some bones...this is the third TV remote Lucky's buried this week!"
"Chauncy's getting better...at least this time he only chewed up one of your slippers!"
"Are you mad at me or just chewing tobacco?"
Tags:chewing tobacco, tobacco, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, chew, chews, chewing, dip, dips, dipping, chaw, spits, spitting, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, rbf, hard to read, angry, anger, angers, emotion, emotions, emotional, placid, reassure, reassures, reassurance
"I see the world as a giant chew toy."
Tags:life philosophy, life philosophies, philosophy of life, philosophy on life, chew toy, chew toys, dog, dogs, pet toy, pet toys, dog toy, dog toys, carpe diem, seize the day, seizes the day, seizing the day, chew, chews, chewing, hobby, hobbies, favorite hobby, favorite hobbies, favourite hobby, favourite hobbies
"A dog is man's best friend, but a man is not necessarily a dog's best friend."
Getting together to chew the fat.
"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"
Tags:jailbreak, jailbreaks, prison break, prison breaks, break out, breaks out, breaking out, bar, bars, prison bars, chew, chews, chewing, free, frees, freeing, freedom, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, jailed, correctional facilities, corrections system, corrections systems, help, helps, helping, helpful, helpfulness, helper, helpers, bird, birds
Tags:ideal man, ideal men, ideal, ideals, perfect, perfection, perfect man, perfect men, praying mantis, praying mantises, mantis, mantises, insect, insects, mate, mates, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, man-eater, man-eaters, man-eating, eat, eats, eating, chew, chews, chewing, animal kingdom
Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!
"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."
Tags:cow, cows, cattle, dairy, agriculture, animals, animal, cud, chew, chews, chewing, herbivore, herbivores, herbivorous, meals, meal, dinner, restaurant, restaurant, menu, menus, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, convenient, convenience, conveniences, courtesy, courtesies, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters
Lady to Dog: 'Don't blame me if dinner's weird tonight. You chewed the labels off all the cans!'
'I'm just grateful he didn't want ketchup on them.'
'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'
'How about chewing up Phil's old slippers? I want to get him new ones for his birthday.'
'Ooooh! Look at this everybody... apparently Mikey here got called up!'
'You wouldn't get these stomach aches if you chewed your food properly.'
'Parky, invest in what you love. . . companies that make dog chow, milk bones, rawhide chews. . .'
Dog runs off with snowman's arm.