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"Oh great, Mister-I-can't-ever-catch-anything-that's-actually-alive is coming over to take it out on us again."
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, toy, toys, dog toy, dog toys, toy basket, toy baskets, basket, baskets, plush toy, plush toys, chew, chews, chewing, chew toy, chew toys, hunt, hunts, hunting, catch, catches, catching, unalive, dead, capture, captures, capturing, irritate, irritates, irritating, irritated, irritation, insult, insults, insulting, incapable, domesticate, domesticated, domestication, reliant, chewed, broken, breaking
Dog with chew toy.
'He's doing it again - chewing his cud while I'm trying to putt!'
Tags:golf, golfing, golfs, golfer, golfers, bull, bulls, cow, cows, ruminant, ruminants, cud, chew, chewing, chews, off putting, putting off, putt, putting, putts, putted, putter, putters, hole, holes, golf ball, chewing his cud, disgusting, sick, digestion, digesting, food, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
An old shoe in every bag!
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog food, dog foods, shoe, shoes, old shoe, old shoes, chew, chews, chewing, chewed, treat, treats, treating, treated, happy, happiness, appetising, appeal, appeals, appealing, appealed, please, pleases, pleasing, pleased, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters, ate, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Trapped in the worst blind date of his life, John Glynn tries to chew his arm off at the shoulder.
Tags:date, dates, dating, dated, dater, chew, chews, chewing, chewed, arm, arms, shoulder, shoulders, bite, bites, biting, bitten, escape, escapes, escaping, escaped, desperate, desperation, trap, traps, trapping, trapped, bad date, bad dates, worst date, worst dates, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"You're the only one in here who had to ask for a knife and fork."
Tags:knife, knives, silverware, dine, dines, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, table manners, manners, bad manners, lion, lions, kill, kills, killing, zebra, zebras, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, spectacle, public spectacle, public spectacles, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, stand out, stands out, standing out, chew, chews, chewing, loud chewer, loud chewers, loud chewing
A beaver chews through a tree which remains hanging in the air.
'Just as I suspected... you don't chew your food enough.'
"I remember when saying a ballplayer was juicing meant he chewed tobacco."
Tags:bench, benches, old man, old men, sit, sits, sitting, memory, memories, remember, remembers, remembering, ballplayer, ballplayers, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, juice, juices, juicing, dope, dopes, doping, chew, chews, chewing, tobacco, habit, habits, innocent, illegal drugs, drug, drugs, performance enhancing drug, performance enhancing drugs, cheat, cheats, cheating, serious, banned, banned substance, banned substances
"We've got to get him some bones...this is the third TV remote Lucky's buried this week!"
"Chauncy's getting better...at least this time he only chewed up one of your slippers!"
"Are you mad at me or just chewing tobacco?"
Tags:chewing tobacco, tobacco, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, chew, chews, chewing, dip, dips, dipping, chaw, spits, spitting, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, rbf, hard to read, angry, anger, angers, emotion, emotions, emotional, placid, reassure, reassures, reassurance
"I see the world as a giant chew toy."
Tags:life philosophy, life philosophies, philosophy of life, philosophy on life, chew toy, chew toys, dog, dogs, pet toy, pet toys, dog toy, dog toys, carpe diem, seize the day, seizes the day, seizing the day, chew, chews, chewing, hobby, hobbies, favorite hobby, favorite hobbies, favourite hobby, favourite hobbies
"A dog is man's best friend, but a man is not necessarily a dog's best friend."
Getting together to chew the fat.
"I'm sorry, he's not here right now, but I could get one of his socks for you."
Tags:dog, dogs, phone, phones, phone call, phone calls, pick up, picked up, owner, owners, absent, home alone, dog owner, dog owners, out, not here, apologise, apologises, apologising, sock, socks, clothes, eat, eats, eating, bad behaviour, badly behaved, replacement, replacements, chew, chews, chewing, fetch, fetches, fetching, puppy, puppies, train, trains, training, landline, landlines, clothes, clothing
"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"
Tags:jailbreak, jailbreaks, prison break, prison breaks, break out, breaks out, breaking out, bar, bars, prison bars, chew, chews, chewing, free, frees, freeing, freedom, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, jailed, correctional facilities, corrections system, corrections systems, help, helps, helping, helpful, helpfulness, helper, helpers, bird, birds
Tags:ideal man, ideal men, ideal, ideals, perfect, perfection, perfect man, perfect men, praying mantis, praying mantises, mantis, mantises, insect, insects, mate, mates, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, man-eater, man-eaters, man-eating, eat, eats, eating, chew, chews, chewing, animal kingdom
Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!
"The expensive ones taste the best."
"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."
Tags:cow, cows, cattle, dairy, agriculture, animals, animal, cud, chew, chews, chewing, herbivore, herbivores, herbivorous, meals, meal, dinner, restaurant, restaurant, menu, menus, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, convenient, convenience, conveniences, courtesy, courtesies, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters
Lady to Dog: 'Don't blame me if dinner's weird tonight. You chewed the labels off all the cans!'
'I'm just grateful he didn't want ketchup on them.'