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"I have fun-size kale bars for those using recyclable bags."
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'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'
"Care for a sleazeball?"
Where candy corn comes from...
"I got some detail floss."
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"The name tags were my Mom's idea."
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'It's some little kid who wants his Halloween costume back.'
'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'
'Frank, you have GOT to come here and see this adorable costume!'
The Morrison brothers took dressing as woodchucks to the extreme.'
To the frustration of trick-or-treaters, the Wagners were obsessed with the Atkins Diet.
The Day before and after Halloween.
"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."
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'Hey! Why didn't I get a devil's food cookie?'
'Here you go. Some stick-to-your-ribs food.'
'I really hauled in the loot. Everyone wanted to fatten me up.'
'I just have candy, but you can probably use it to attract flies.'
'Hey! This isn't a cookie. It's a dog biscuit.'
'Bye. Sorry we didn't have any Devil's Food.'
'When did everything go online? In my day we did our haunting in person.'
'What's with all the Pumpkin Pies?'
Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.
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'I love Christmas. . . but Halloween tastes better.'