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"For your birthday, I've made a list of annoying tics you might want to take care of."
Tags:birthday, birthdays, happy birthday, birthday gift, birthdays gifts, birthday present, birthday presents, getting old, getting older, ageing, bad gift, bad gifts, insult, insults, tic, tics, annoying, irritating, irritation, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes
Santa Claus gives a toaster to a piece of bread.
"You bought be a toaster for our anniversary? You shouldn't have...seriously, you shouldn't have!"
'Nice iron. Your wife will love it. While I wrap it, you might want to go over to sporting goods and pick out a helmet.'
"Catherine's gift to us tonight is her poetry."
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"Thank you so much! I'll keep this in my special box of things I can't throw away for fear of hurting someone's feelings."
The art of regifting
Regifts of the Magi
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Tags:christmas, christams time, christmas present, christmas presents, present, presents, gift, gifts, christmas gift, christmas gifts, gift giving, gift giver, gift givers, bad gift, bad gifts, bad present, bad presents, novelty, novelties, novelty gift, novelty gifts, novelty present, novelty presents, seasonal gift, seasonal gifts, seasonal present, seasonal presents, last minute, last-minute, last minute gifts, last minute gift
Tags:halloween, trick or treat, trick-or-treat, trick-or-treating, trick or treating, greeting card, greeting cards, kid, kids, costume, costumes, holidays, bad treat, bad treats, bad gift, bad gifts, unwanted candy, unwanted candies, halloween candy, halloween candies, greeting card, greeting cards
"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."
"Our anniversary! You remembered!"
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And then, exactly one month later, re-gifting was invented.
'Another stupid ball of string. I was hoping for a tablet."
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"It's another recipe for fish."
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Weight loss manual.
"An alarm clock?! Wow... What have I done to make you hate me so much, Louise?"
"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."
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When you buy Abuelita Zoraida a coffee press...you're really giving her...a nice pot."
"Let me guess...these are the purple bunny slippers Tia Fela gave us last year."
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"I was thinking about giving Estella this diecast
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"Baldo, Valentine's Day is all about flowers."
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You mean you thought I'd actually like this piece of tat?
'She'll never know I bought it on Ebay.' 'This is the crap he got me last year that I sold on Ebay.'
Ernie was sick and tired of socks and jocks every Christmas.