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'Well, this certainly explains much of the company's missing data. Who else thought the 'DEL' key on their computer was for delegating work?'
'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'
"I'm waiting for them to workout the bugs."
A man looks at his computer screen which reads "Hey! Gotta go...Y2K.".
"It won't print out anything but these damn reading lists from Newt Gingrich."
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'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'
'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'
"I think our algorithm MAY have a few glitches...he was in the 'nice' list!"
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Man bangs on a malfunctioning bathroom mirror to get his reflection to show.
Bob decides to take the stairs.
'Dad, who said, "You can't go home again?"'
"I feel like my parents didn't want me."
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"A glitch in production - everyone gets a prune omelette with sardines."
Breakfast in 2023
'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'
'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'
To correct the website glitches, we are going to mail out floppy disks. . . The Obama Online Protocol System.
'I used to be considered a cog in their wheel but now I'm thought of as a glitch in their computer software.'
"That's the problem with these 'smart' appliances. When one breaks down, they all experience sympathetic malfunction."
'The human brain is a sophisticated computer...with glitches.'
"I hate bugs...especially if they are in the software of this robot-spider."
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Obama Care Promise
'Figures - the ghost of Christmas past, present and future!'
'I was looking at a global warming website, and the computer froze.'
"Find out if this is a market glitch or just the computer acting up!"