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"I believe, Merkin, that my action today frees you to unleash your God-given talents and pursue your dreams, in some other venue."
"You've been an asset to the company, but then so has carbon paper."
"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."
"So long, Mr Schwartz. I'm leaving. Nowadays, software's where it's at."
"In other words, we'd like you to start thinking outside of another company's box."
"What's wrong, Henry? Why aren't you laughing at Mr. Rod's joke?"
A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth
God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth
'So, you think it would take you a month to train someone else to do your job? Okay, I'm giving you a month's notice.'
"It is a business call. It's my new boss, I quit."