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'No, I don't mind taking time out of my busy schedule to listen to your preposterous proposals for employee incentives. After all, until just now you were a much valued member of staff.'
'How the heck could we lose a $14,000 pacemaker?!'
'Shocked? You should be! After all those years of toil and loyal sacrifice, that's your net worth! Wake up, Fido! On Lesson Three, we'll offer tips on planning your financial future!'
'I would praise you but your value is beyond words.'
'Yours is an inspiring tale of struggle, self-sacrifice and company loyalty. I suppose my question is, so what?'
'I would've preferred everything I touched turned to OIL.'
"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."
'When the boss told me there'd be 'a little something extra' on my paycheque for all my hard work this month, I didn't think he meant smiley faces.'
"It's a fabulous deal. You'll make peanuts."
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Worker Bee of the Month
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What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.
"This is what we in the trade call 'garbage'..."
"My situation may not be the greatest, but I'll tell you this - I'm worth two of you!"
'Every man has his price, Peterson. I've decided yours is £2.75.'
'Burl lost his wallet so we're posting a $75.00 reward for its return.'
"We're 'skilled labor'. That's more than what we can say about management."
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'We value you in ways that cannot be expressed in money.'
'10 years of loyal service - and this is what I get?'
'I value order above all.'
'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'
'Today, the dollar rose against the coconut, the banana, and the guava.'
Five pound notes are made bigger to make people feel better.
'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'
'He's not completely worthless. . . he can always serve as a horrible example.'
'We should have spent it then.'