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Execution Fairground Attraction
"How thoughtful of them to have removed their heads!"
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'Oh for heaven's sake, woman, can't you use a knife like everyone else?'
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"Stop! Wait! Government's no longer the problem - it's the solution."
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'Well, so much for Plan 'A'.'
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The headless moped driver
"Make it look like natural causes."
"I lost my head, so I had to improvise..."
"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."
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'But the good news is...'
"He ran around on me even after his head was cut off."
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A man cutting hair waits for a hairy man who is about to be decapitated.
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"I thought he was about to be knighted, too, didn't you?"
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"Anyone here seen Swazee''s head?"
LOST: a chicken has had it's head chopped off and is looking for it placing fliers about town
'And for insurance purposes...is this a pre-existing condition?'
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'He called me a psycho.'
'Mind if I head off a little early today?'
A dismembered man in a doctors surgery
'I've had him sectioned under the Mental Health Act.'
I deem thee sir...oops!