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Slow News Day
"Eastbound traffic is moving nicely. Westbound we have a two car pile-up on the shoulder. No, wait - they're just shootin' the breeze."
Slow news day.
"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."
Slow News Day: Budgie Caged
No News is Good News
'Look at this, no trouble anywhere. I want my money back.'
'Slow day on Wall Street. The good news was there's no bad news...the bad news was there's no good news.'
'Our action team is here on the scene, where just a minute ago, three workers were critically wounded and one received an atomic wedgie,,,'
Today is the slowest news day in 37 years — for a report on that, we switch you to....
A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel