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'That's a puffer. If you want to blow a house down, you'll also need a huffer.'
'Sorry boys... your policy covers Beanstalks, Wicked Old Witches and Jolly Green Giants... but not Big Bad Wolves!'
'Brick is overrated. Let me show you something in sticks or straw.'
'Your policy does cover wind damage, but not from huffing and puffing.'
'It's all here in teh fine print. You're not covered against huffing and puffing.'
"Did the three pigs have enough insurance to rebuild their home?"
'Something in brick.'
"As a deterrent, we're finding 'not by the hair on my chinny chin chin' needs backup."
'Well, it may appear sound, Mr Pig, but in my opinion, a huff or a puff could soon bring the place down.'
'No, we don't want The Watchtower. In fact, we'd prefer you to go back to the huffing and puffing.'
'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'
'It's the big bad wolf come to tell the smelly pig his breakfast is overdone.'
Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.
'...The big bad wolf went to the next little pig's house, which was made of transparent aluminum fibers magnetically bonded together. And the wolf was like 'W.T.F. is this!?!'.'
Wolf blows down house to reveal pig sitting on toilet.
Birthday Greetings from the Big Bad Wolf.
'Say you want to huff and puff and blow a house in...there's an app for that.'
'I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll inform the building regulators.'
"Your dad was here earlier, but left in a huff ??" and a puff."
Pay attention Mom. You're making the wolf and three little pigs sound the same.
'You may think smoking is cool now, but when you start huffing and puffing and you're not even trying to blow a pig's house in...'
The modern version.
The third little pig looked on nervously as Mr Wolf ate another mouthful of Vindaloo.
'If we don't screw up, we'll make it! Check the windows and doors, and I'll empty this tray of ice cubes onto the fire.'
'It's all here in the fine print. You're not covered against huffing and puffing.'