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"Is three blind mice one with or three?"
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"She cut off his what with a carving knife?"
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Mother Goose's Haiku
"Three Hysterically Blind Mice"
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"...and furthermore that said housewife violated both the animal cruelty statute as well as the disability act when she willfully cut off the tails of three visually impaired rodents."
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"Is your regret that there were three of them or that they were blind?"
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Three Blind Mice
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Making the same mistake - unaware of the world around you.
Three blind mice see personal injury lawyer: 'You've got a water-tight case here.'
"What do you mean you didn't get the email? I blind copied you."
'We now have a suspect in the shocking knife attack on the tails of three sight impaired victims. However, the only thing police know about her at this point is that she's married to a farmer.'
'Pssst...why did agree to date these guys? Are they borrring or what?'
Mother Goose Spoilers
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Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .
"Deaf mice have been cured by gene therapy."
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'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters...'
The three blind mouse have a guide dog.
'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters, blind mice with carving knives... I can't Take it Anymore!'
"Women are afraid of us, so don't panic if the farmer's wife appears - we've got nothing to lose!"
'And notwithstanding their disability, she severed their tales...'
The Three Blind Mice go for a cornea transplant and a tail reattachment.
'Their disability not withstanding she severed their tails.'
'I'd say you have a water-tight case there, boys.'
One of the three blind mice