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'Have you thought about aging slower? Your 401(k) is in terrible shape.'
'I love these senior citizen discounts.'
'I stopped worrying about how much I needed to retire on when I realized there was no way I can ever retire.'
'Now, if we stick to our financial plan, I can retire at 55 and you at 87.'
'No offense, but you guys with your nine lives really blew the pension fund!'
'Realistically, retirement planning means upgrading your skills and attending a seminar on resume preparation.'
'Could you look after my grandchildren, Dear? I've got to continue working.'
"It's been 300 years. I think I'm read to retire."
"'Bring your children to work day' just isn't the same since they put the retirement age up!"
"'Bring your children to work day' isn't the same since the retirement age went up!"
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"Working with the elderly causes all sorts of problems...but she can't retire until she's 69."
They want us to work longer...
Colin was secretive about his age but people suspected he was close to retirement.
"Working with the elderly presents a LOT of problems...but she's not allowed to retire until she's 83!"
"Well, after the latest round of reimbursement cuts, I've recalculated my new retirement age...98!"
'Sorry I'm late... my taxi was delayed.'
"Do you remember the old days when you'd slog your heart out for 40 years and then be put out to grass with a watch and a paltry pension?"
"It's free to relish the beauty of a sunset..."
"Now that the Default Retirement Age has been scrapped we can't get rid of him just because he's a bit old."
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"The government is committed to reducing its interference in the pension industry..."
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"Naomi I don't think the increase in the retirement age applied to supermodels."
"There's more to being a pensions adviser than just handling the figures..."
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". . . we have noticed a sharp decline in productivity after they're dead!"