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"I think you're using lawnmower repair to avoid intimacy."
'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'
Tags:mow, mows, mowing, mower, mowers, lawnmower, lawnmowers, lawn, lawns, grass, cut, cuts, cutting, cuttings, cutter, cutters, sale, sales, salesman, salesmen, sell, sells, selling, tree, trees, convenient, convenience, machine, machines, useful, handy, clever, innovative, invention, close to home
A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and
Tags:mower, mowers, mow, mows, mowing, lawn, lawns, lawn care, image, self-image, overconfident, overconfidence, ride-on mower, ride-on lawnmower, lawnmower, lawnmowers, ride-on lawnmowers, trike, trikes, tricycle, tricycles, childish, childishness, overconfident, overconfidence, attraction, attractive, attractiveness, kiddie car, kiddie cars, kiddie, psychology, self-deception, deception, deceive, deceives, ego, egotistical, egotist, egotists
'I got you the iPod that I promised you, and for your convenience, I've welded it to the lawn mower.'
Convert your lawn tractor into a hot-looking 'sports car' and save hundreds a year on insurance!
Tags:lawn mower, lawn tractor, lawn, grass, mower, tractor, cutter, cut, cuts, conversion, converted, convert, sports car, car, cars, motor, motoring, motors, motor vehicle, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, auto mobile, pretend, pretending, pretends, save money, insurance, car insurance, close to home
With their only child off to college, the Gilmonts each suffered empty-nest syndrome in their own way.
Tags:leave, leaves, left, leaving, leaver, leavers, college, colleges, syndrome, syndromes, suffer, suffers, suffering, sufferer, sufferers, empty-nest, empty nest, emptiness, miss, misses, missing, missed, son, sons, birthday, birthdays, lawnmower, lawnmowers, mower, mowers, memories, close to home
Lawn mower breaking kit
Lawn service conspiracy.
Bovine Fast Food,
'Will you be using your fishing rod today? Yes, I most certainly will be. Good, may I borrow your mower then?'
'That's your idea of weed control?'
It quickly became apparent to Daryl that his remote controlled lawn mower was not a good idea.
'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'
Home convenience goes too far with the lawn-bot 3000!"
"It's a great view but mowing is a pain!"
"I know it's four in the morning, but I want to start yard work early to get the neighbors up."
Tags:mindset, mindsets, annoying neighbor, annoying neighbors, annoying neighbour, annoying neighbours, irritation, irritations, irritant, irritants, yard work, mow, mows, mowing, mower, mowers, lawnmower, lawnmowers, lawn mower, lawn mowers, wake up, wakes up, waking up, inconsiderate, inconsideration
Lawn mower - must get longer cable
'It's back breaking work making a garden a nice place to relax in.'
Mouse trimming carpet with lawnmower.
Tags:mouse, mice, rodent, rodents, infestation, infestations, mousehole, mouseholes, mice hole, mice holes, mouse hole, mouse holes, carpet, carpets, lawnmower, lawnmowers, lawn mower, lawn mowers, mower, mowers, mouse-hole, mouse-holes, mice-hole, mice-holes, garden chore, garden chores, yard work, pest, pests, infestation
"Parting the church lawn and the Red Sea are not exactly the same ."
'By the time I get the mower working my weekend is over!'
Peeping Tom Husband Dragged Away By His Wife.
"I'd hold off on mowing. Our neighbors are getting pretty agitated."
Tags:bee, bees, honeybee, honeybees, entomologists, entomology, melittology, melittologist, melittologists, entomologist, entomologists, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, angry neighbour, angry neighbours, angry neighbors, angry neighbor, mow, mows, mower, mowers, lawnmower, lawnmowers, loud noise, loud noises, agitate, agitates, swarm, swarms, beehive, beehives, hive, hives, swarming
A cow as a lawnmower.
"The gods seem angrier than usual today."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, insect, insects, bug, bugs, beetle, beetles, god, gods, angry, upset, lawn, lawns, mowing, mower, mowers, mowing the lawn, cutting the grass, housework, chore, chores, perspective, perspectives, human, humans, yardwork, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, religion, religious