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'I gotta hand it to you, Conway. It takes a genius like you to figure out how to get an 8-foot-long table through a 3-foot-wide door!'
"I can't believe he brought her."
The Tree of Life being chopped down by a man with a chainsaw.
'Do you find the roast to have a faint 'woody' taste?' 'Could be, I couldn't find the carving knife so I used my band saw... cuts like butter.'
'It's not that I don't appreciate your efforts to put magic into our marriage...'
'I bet Ted he couldn't cut the tee down without touching the lumberjack.'
'Dang! They've sawed off the back of the boat again. Where do ducks get chain saws?'
'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'
'Apart from, the icing, how is it?'