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"We couldn't find a sitter."
"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."
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"I take my babysitting job very seriously."
A couple leaves their child at a "Child Check" counter before entering a fancy restaurant.
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"It's the new babysitter, She says she just made a resolution to never sit for our kids again."
"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"
"Remember this about new babysitters - making rules and enforcing them are two different things.".
Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...
"Oh boy! My favorite show. 'Survivor: Babysitter Edition.'"
"Sorry John, my mum insists I bring my dopy sister along."
'Thanks for the offer to baby sit him, and don't worry, he's not a fussy eater: Any dung you can find will do...'
'When the baby sitter gets a standing ovation, I don't know whether to be pleasantly surprised or suspicious.'
'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'
'Since when do baby-sitters have agents?'
'Sorry Brendan,not tonight.I'm baby-sitting a couple of rugrats.'
"Well Mrs Lowry doesn't mind me using a cattle-prod when I baby-sit for her."
Honey, hurry up, the baby-sitter's here...
Abdul is a great baby-sitter!
'...and these are my two little angels you'll be baby-sitting for tonight...'
"It's Mother's Day. It's your turn to watch the kids."
"The only way I could be sure the sitter would watch the baby, was to put it in front of the refrigerator!"
"No, honey, your father didn't mean we called a baby sitter, he meant a child sitter....I mean a person sitter!"
"Put on your gladrags, honey, I found us a sitter."
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"Do you accept bribes?"