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Hot dog vendor is struck by a new business strategy...Grilled Bankers.
"Everything O.K., sir?"
Hot Dog Animals: $2
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"I'm pretty well stocked, but you can leave me your card if you like."
Wall Street vendors.
'I need two franks, three wieners and one hot dog.'
"Hey, everybody, we're invited to a cookout!"
'With my marketing savvy this place would be gold.'
Wiener Dog Meets a Hot Dog Wiener
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'For some reason- no one knows why - it got a reputation as a power hot dog.'
"Honey, have you seen my onions?"
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"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"
"The swarm of bees you ordered is ready. Would you like us to send them to Google or the hot-dog vender who made you wait in line behind a woman in 1986?"
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Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.
"Watch your back."
'Wait a minute, fellows, you've got it all wrong!'
'You're fine it's just ketchup.'
"Sous vide hot dog round, dehydrated generic bun dust, sweet relish foam, ketchup tuile."
"Go ahead and kill yourself with nitrites. Why should I care?"
Tags:nitrites, nitrates, red meat, cancer risk, cancer risks, cancer scare, cancer scares, food scare, food scares, who, world health organization, world health organisation, hotdog, hotdogs, hot-dog, hot-dogs, healthy diet, healthy living, healthy eating, hot dogs, food, cancer, hot dog stands, diet, healthful diet, medicine, preservative, preservatives, e numbers
Hot dog carts collide
'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'