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"I'm going to disqualify myself."
'Disqualify him. He didn't let go.'
'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'
I'm sorry, but your drug screen results disqualify you as an employment candidate, You see, sample 'A' is a normal brain, sample 'B' is a normal brain on drugs, and sample 'C',,, Well, Mr, Dumpty, sample 'C' is your brain,
'Did your team win the tug-o-war?'
'... And so, the tortoise beat the Hare, but was later disqualified due to steroids use.'
'Great news, they've changed the rules on signing cards. . . you're not disqualified.'
'I'm sorry you got disqualified from the marathon dear.' 'That's OK. I just wish they clearly stated the rules to you before you entered...that way nobody ends up making a fool of themselves.'
'I'm afraid I must disqualify myself in this case...I have a tee time at three.'