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This Week's Winning Numbers
"Oh boy! I've won the- "
Scientist wins the lottery
'This is a plausible business plan, except for the part about winning the state lottery.'
"I don't buy a lottery ticket but I do play along just for fun."
"I've invested all your money into a government back security...the state lottery."
SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'
'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'
'I'm all for Federal bailouts, but bailing out state lotteries just doesn't seem right.'
When government depends on state lottery: Playing the lottery is lots of fun and a great investment plan!
'How about that -- the Governor won the State Lottery again.'
Lottery - Thank you for not telling us how you would spend the money if you win
"I didn't expect to see you back here after your lottery success, Mulligan..."