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The Wise Man
A small pool of wise men this year
"Maybe you shouldn't send out e-mails when you're tired."
"Sell all my stocks and buy lots of old comic books instead!"
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."
"If this works, I'll pass the results on to young people."
"So I hear you did your own stunts in this movie."
'The economy will recover when we can somehow convince banks and consumers it's ok to loan and spend unwisely again.'
'We took a serious hit in commodities when Jack here decided to put our money into magic beans.'
George knew now that he was very unwise to have upset a Leprechaun!'
Why real estate salespeople should never try to sell their own homes.
I told you bungee jumping was a bad idea for someone of your size!
Scientists find a giant plug in the ocean - 'I don't know what it means either, but for Pete's sake don't touch it!'
"I've downloaded your cumulative wisdom and there's still 99.9% free disk space."