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"When I go, I plan on taking at least two of my goddam estate-tax lawyers with me."
Tomb of the Unknown Oppressed White Male
"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."
"One day, son, all this will belong to the youngest woman willing to make her body my playground."
"Chaunce! It's for you!"
Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.
"Life is a numbers game, junior. There are the add and the subtract years..."
"Don't worry! I'm a great proctologist. The best!"
"Your pension will kick in just in time to pay your death taxes."