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"Are you sure you used human growth hormone?"
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Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts
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"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."
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"Hey, if you could take a drug that made you better at watching TV, wouldn't you?"
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Many suspected the Russian Grandmaster of steroid use. Proving it was another matter.
'David, I want you tested for steroids.'
"I'm probably in the minority, but I would've loved to see Mantle on steroids."
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'... And so the tortoise beat the hare, but was later disqualified due to steriods abuse.'
"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"
Patty would soon be implicated in the infamous Cheerleading Steroid Scandal.
The pole vault on steroids.
Later, Sir Leonard tested positive for steroids and was stripped of his gold medal.
'Pack your stuff, Wayne. You're outta here! You tested positive for steroids... Oh wait...'
'Gribner is batting .317 with six home runs and a positive steroid testing average of just .17 lifetime. Here's the pitch.'
'Wow! Look, Dad! That's the syringe he used the year he shattered the record.'
In addition to players, some major league umpires are suspected of using steroids.
Equal Justice Under Law. . .
'So you see, a jury acquitted me.'
'They must be taking steroids.'
'Pegasus used steroids. Pass it on.'
Polly makes a break for it after ignoring warnings about the danger of using steroids.
'I want him check for steroids!'
'Look, it's about this steroid thing...'