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"Denise, we've received a couple of complaints about your emotional support wolverine."
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'Dear Diary, all I did today was eat, watch TV and make an appearance in the 'Fusco Brothers'...'
Monday is indeterminate species night.
'So...maybe this staring contest was a mistake?'
'I've always been aware of the facts that this place is known for its soup, but now that I've tried it I can see why Newark magazine gave it five flies.'
Ask me about my litter!
'In case you haven't notices, I'm not a parrot, ironically, however, I could really go for a saltine right about now.'
'I know these look like stink lines emanating from your allowance, Axel, but they're actually heat lines. . .'
'It's some little kid who wants his Halloween costume back.'
'I wasn't always the failure you see before you, Axel. Once I was your age, with a life full of promise ahead of us and no excuse for not making it. . .'
'You're right, Mr. Fusco. Your health insurance does cover pre-existing conditions. Do, honestly, how long have you been a wolverine?'
'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'
'Interesting. . . 'While dogs respond to dog whistles, wolverines respond only to cash and traveler's checks.''
'I don't know if you remember me, Audrey, but my name is Axel, and we met at a party last week....What do I look like? Well, I have a prominent nose and I'm on the short side...I'm also a wolverine.'
'There's nothing I hate more than a prejudiced Ferret.'
'It's 'Wolverines Without Borders'. . . They want you to perform classic Fusco material in development countries where people don't have access to the comics.'
'To speak to an actual person, press '5.' To speak to an actual wolverine, dream on.'
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'Yes, but not just any wolverine. Pretend you're arguing a call.'
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Hugh Jackman as Wolverine