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"I kind of like you in these moods, Phil!"
"Okay, this is the last time we go out on a full moon!"
"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."
'You're not a wolverine. You're a werewolf.'
Spot suffered from a rare case of reverse lycanthropy, where every full moon he would turn into a human and spend the night eating spaghetti, watching tv, and, like, doing taxes and stuff.
"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"
'You have clinical lycanthropy. It's a psychiatric syndrome in which a person has a delusion that they are an animal.'
"Oh, it's not such a bad little island - except when the moon is full and I turn into a wolf."
'There's nothing in the medical literature about it. I think you're just supposed to change back spontaneously.'
The Curse of the Werewolf
"Oh look, Dave. There's a lovely full moon out tonight."
"Why do I always shuffle?"
'We really should get him chipped.'
"Short back and sides, and front, please."
". . . And let's try not sniffing EVERYONE'S butt tonight."
"What the hell was in that?!"