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The Endless Tunnel of Love
Tags:endless, forever, stuck, no escape, tunnel, tunnels, love, romantic, romance, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, argument, arguments, argue, fight, fights, fighting, no service, no reception, phone, cellphone, cellphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smartphone, smartphones, cell-phone, cell phones, reception, service, phone service, phone reception, marriage, married life, bad relationship, bad relationships, ride, rides, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, attraction, attractions
"I wasn't texting. I was building this ship in a bottle."
Tags:driving, driver, drivers, distracted driving, driving distracted, text, texting, texting while driving, pull over, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, safe, safety, safe driving, bad driver, bad drivers, distracted driver, distracted drivers, ship in a bottle, ship-in-a-bottle, danger, dangerous, cellphone, cellphones, cell-phone, cell phones, smartphone, smartphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, ticket, tickets, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, fine, fines, excuse, excuses
Tags:shangri-la, shangri-blah, paradise, utopia, utopian, utopias, heaven, perfection, perfect life, perk, perks, benefit, benefits, advantage, advantages, free, coffee, doughnut, doughnuts, donut, donuts, cellphone, cellphones, cell-phone, cell phones, reception, service, phone service, phone reception, mobile phone, mobile phones, smartphone, smartphones, low pollen, pollen count, allergy, allergies, allergic, hayfever, hay fever
Swiss Army cellphone.
Valentines for Things
Tags:valentine, valentines, valentine's, card, cards, greeting card, greeting cards, things, stuff, toaster, toasters, scissors, pillow, pillows, cellphone, cellphones, cell-phone, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell phone, cell phones, rhyme, rhyming, rhymes, poem, poems, poetry, love, love letters, love letter, romantic, romance
"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"
"My talking to myself used to annoy people, so now I text myself."
Tags:talking to yourself, text message, text messages, text, texts, texting, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cell-phone, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, annoying habit, annoying habits, bad habit, bad habits, rude, rudeness, rude habit, rude habits, modern life, modern lifestyle
"It's perfectly safe ? I've switched to hands-free." (Driver steers with his feet while talking on mobile phone).
Valley of Obsolete Cell Phones
Tags:cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cell-phone, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, technological advances, technological advancements, technical advancement, technical advances, obsolete, out of date, upgrade, upgrades, upgrading, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, tip, tips, dump, dumps, throw away, consumer society, consumer societies, consumerism
It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!
"My kind of app."
"So I told Bobby that he's better be home by five, or we'll never make it to his practice on time. By the way, did I tell you that green blouse we were looking at in Mac'y the day?..."
"So I told Bobby that he's better be home by five, or we'll never make it to his practice on time. By the way, did I tell you that green blouse we were looking at in Mac'y the day?"
Man dismayed at his mobile phone bill. Sign on his gate reveals the name of his house is 'Dun Global Roamin''
"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).
'He changed my ringtone to 'Love Don't Live Here Anymore'!'
'I wonder what kind of welcome we'll get on this planet!?' (mobile phone-shaped aliens).
"The toughest thing about school is having to go six hours without texting."