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28,000 BC. Dr. Og discovers you can't get blood from a stone.
'We appreciate your concern, but as I've told you multiple times, Mr Turnip, youn just can't help us.'
'OK, who wants to be a hero?'
Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?
Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.
"Oh Hector - you are really spoiling me..."
Drive Thru Blood Donor Clinic.
'No more thanks, your last pint bounced.'
When a Vampire Bat is the Phlebotomists
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Dracula as a Phlebotomists
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Santa Claus donates blood.
'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'
'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy a new boat. Now, if you excuse me, I'm going home to pass out.'
Blood donor clinic - here today.
'I've heard of interspecies transfusion, Loomis, but ketchup?'
'I can give blood once a week, but sperm, I can donate every day!'
Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.
Early Blood Draw
"I sold enough of my blood to keep our website up for another week. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pass out."
How Dracula became a bridge sub for eternity.
"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"
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'With the added weight on their chests, donors can give a pint of blood at a time.'
"The one time it's good to go with the flow."
"So, Doc - how long have you been drawing blood?"
Bets on fainting after giving blood