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"From nine until one, you'll be getting nothing done. From one until five, you'll be asking yourself how that was possible."
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'You got your corner office, so now whats your problem?'
"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."
'Oh, the corner office is great. The sunlight's great for my plants.'
"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."
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"Not bad! ...For a duck."
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"I've survived by maintaining my energy, humor and plausible deniability."
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"Guess who finally got that corner office,honey?"
"The goal isn't the exit – it's the corner office."
He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.
"First of all, kudos on landing a corner office."
'You have the corner office, Felton?what more could you want?'
"I think he's about to present us with an idea."
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"I now realize that my 'show no mercy' campaign for the corner office was a big mistake."
"I made the mistake of asking my boss for an office with a view."
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"We all know you just got an office with a window. No need to rub it in with the eye-black."
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"Sorry, Lombdard - the shadow stays."
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'Oh, you're just jealous 'cause Ms Lerner gave me the corner office.'
"What we'd like to know is why your office is a mile and a half from the reactor."
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"And stop slamming the screen door!"
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"Great news. They gave me a corner office."
"The throne is nice and all, but shouldn't I have a desk?"
"Well, marge. I made it. I got that window office I always wanted!!"
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'If mom could only see me standing in the corner now.'
'My promotion came with a corner office.'