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'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'
"Damn it, Wilbur, that's our bench!"
Tags:bench, benches, park bench, park benches, territory, territories, territorial, old man, old person, old people, small town, small towns, tourist, tourists, tourism, complain, complains, entitled, entitlement, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes, unwelcome, visitor, visitors, visiting, thoughtless, sit, sits, sitting, relax, relaxes, relaxing, grumpy old man, grumpy old men, grumpy, grump, grumps
"We're grateful that you're here, Wilson, considering that you were chairjacked this morning."
Tags:board meeting, board meetings, boardroom, boardrooms, board room, board rooms, territory, territories, territorial, violent, violence, table, tables, meeting, meetings, musical chairs, chair, chairs, seat, seats, seating, executive, executives, immature, immaturity, annoying, annoyance, annoyances
'I claim this land for...'
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, territory, territories, territorial, wee, wees, mark, marks, marking, marked, flag, flags, flagging, flagged, claim, claims, claiming, claimed, late, lateness, beat, beats, beating, beaten, fast, faster, fastest, urinate, urinates, urinated, urination, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Since we invented language it has become so much easier to identify intruders on our territory.'
"Herbert! Do you have to do that in every property we view...?"
"You'll have to do better than that."
Tags:disguise, disguises, fake nose, fake noses, hydrant, hydrants, fire hydrant, fire hydrants, water hydrant, water hydrants, dog, dogs, canine, canines, canine behavior, canine behaviour, dog behaviour, dog behavior, pet, pets, marking territory, territory, territory marking, territories, urinating
'I guess it was only a matter of time before it sought revenge.'
"We're too late. This territory's already been marked."
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, discovery, discoveries, explorers, exploration, explorations, flag, flags, unexplored territory, unclaimed territory, anthropomorphic, discover, discoverer, explorer, territory, territories, territory marking, dog behaviour, dog behavior, canine behaviour, canine behavior, colony, colonies, colonizer, coloniser, colonisers, colonizers, new world
"I was hoping you had no more territorial ambitions."
Tags:hillbilly, hillbillies, property, properties, land, land ownership, land owner, land owners, farmer, farmers, farming, territory, territories, real estate, house, houses, housing, tank, tanks, war, wars, invade, invading, invasion, invasions, occupy, occupying, occupier, occupiers, territorial ambition, territorial ambitions
'Stop it! Stop it! You're really hurting him!'
'. . . I marked this territory a month ago!'
I've got a gun.
'If we get it, we'd better hide it before you-know-who-claims it.'
'Come on, Marmaduke. You don't own the hydrant any more than the crow does.'
Canada's Undefended Border.
'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'
Business Dog Encroached onto Cat Street
Clowns marking their territory.
Tags:circus, circuses, circus clown, circus clowns, entertainer, entertainers, circus act, circus acts, clown costume, clown costumes, territory, territories, territory marking, territorial, male ego, male egos, possessive, personal space, animal behaviour, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, practical joke, practical jokes
"If I run a little water, maybe that will help."
'You should either drink less, or expand your territory.'
Dog receives an electric shock from an electrical fire hydrant.