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"Sorry, Harold, but I'm reducing our carbon footprint."
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Oil Output Reduced
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"I was an eight, too, until the number crunchers got hold of me."
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'Take this report and reduce it to an acronym.'
"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."
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"Better lay off using the heating pad."
"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."
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'The price represents a 50% reduction on those costing twice as much...'
Flat Earth Society Conference.
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"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."
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'The government is DETERMINED to get rid of the 'target culture'...in fact we've committed to reducing targets by 68^ across 75% of the 76 most target driven departments within 96 days!'
"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."
'To reduce the deficit and stimulate the economy, there are two basic options...'
Reduced to clear.
'What can we do to reduce our spending?'
Liar's Club - dues reduced 80%.
'Our investment strategy? We reuse plastic forks.'
Reduced for Quick Sale.
'Good news! I got the charges reduced from money laundering to money dry cleaning.'
'I can get your sentence reduced to time served, but your publisher says that will really hurt your book sales.'
'What about that Grandpa?'
'The price or the biscuits?'
You're in lick Mr.Lawson.
"I'm afraid I have to trim your wages."
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