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"Obviously, because he had the best P.R. people he was the most famous reindeer of all."
"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."
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"That's funny. For some reason, I always thought of him as a liberal."
Tags:christmas, christmas time, father christmas, santa, santa claus, santa's sleigh, santa sleigh, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, right wing, right wing ideology, right wing politics, mistaken, misjudge, misjudging, misjudgement, misjudgements, republican, republicans, anti-communism, anti-communist, anti communism, anti communist, un, united nations, political ideas, political slogan, political slogans, nationalism, isolationism, make america great again, donald trump, trump supporter, trump supporters
"What the...? I said 'guide my sleigh' not 'drive my sleigh'."
"Fa-la-la-la-la,la-labor $95 an hour."
"Look, Rudolph, I made Santa a GPS tracking system for Christmas!"
"Ho, ho, ho! This your captain speaking! Welcome to Santa Airlines. Our schedule tonight includes a 1 minute stop over every city in North America... so hang on!"
Santa's Hybrid Sleigh (with codemy disclaimer).
"It' not a turn signal. It's a nasty pimple."
Santa's sleigh abandoned on cinder blocks
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, saint nick, saint nicholas, christmas, xmas, x-mas, santa's sleigh, sleigh, sleighs, abandoned car, abandoned cars, cinderblock, cinderblocks, cinder block, cinder blocks, reindeer, abandoned vehicle, abandoned vehicles, highway safety, road safety
Stickers on Santa's Sleigh
Tags:santa, elves, child window stickers, car window, decals, window stickers, family window stickers, christmas, santa claus, santa's sleigh, sleigh, sleighs, sled, sleds, sledge, sledges, father christmas, saint nick, christmas eve, st nick, st. nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, st nicholas, festive period
"It's got 160 horsepower. That's nearly 260 reindeer."
'Mister, I'm an organized labour, and if you don't want to hire me just because I'm no Reindeer, I'll sue you because of discrimination!'
"Lately I've had uncontrollable cravings for venison.
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, christmas, christmastime, christmas time, winter, winters, winter festival, winter festivals, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychiatrist, psychiatry, talking therapy, venison, meat, meats, reindeer, santas reindeer, santa's reindeer, santas sleigh, santa's sleigh, craving, cravings, meat craving, meat cravings, christmas eve
Radio control Santa.
Santa Confronts the Industrial Age.
"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, saint nick, saint nicholas, check engine, check engine light, check engine lights, nose, red nose, red nosed, red-nosed, red-nose, light, lights, engine light, engine lights, sleigh, sleighs, santa's sleigh, north pole, elves, elf, santa's elf, santa's elves, workshop, workshops, reindeer, rudolph, christmas, xmas, x-mas
Christmas cartoon about Santa Claus sending gifts by air freight.
Tags:christmas, santa claus, santa, father christmas, air mail, air freight, chimney, chimneys, easy way, easy way out, easy ways out, sleigh, sleighs, santa's sleigh, gift, gifts, present, presents, christmas, x-mas, xmas, efficient, efficiency, inefficient, inefficiency, easier way, easier ways, better way, better ways
Three Santa Claus's need to rent a sleigh.
Tags:christmas, xmas, x-mas, holiday, holidays, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, saint nick, saint nicholas, rent, rents, rental, rentals, car rental, car rentals, sleigh, sleighs, santa's sleigh, sled, sleds, rental center, rental centre, deliver, presents, queue, queues, queuing
"Well, Blitzen is feeling a little low, so in her place I'm trying her brother, Blitzkrieg."
Tags:santa claus, santa, father christmas, saint nick, saint nicholas, st. nick, st. nicholas, santa's reindeer, santas reindeer, reindeer, santa's sleigh, santas sleigh, sleigh, sleighs, christmas eve, blitzkrieg, blitzen, world war ii, wwii, wehrmacht, german army, work subs, temporary workers, sick days, temp, temps, temping
"Me? I'm just here to see how you get so much stuff in one little sleigh."
"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."
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Migrants leap on the Santa's sleigh
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"Some kids say it's parents who bring us Christmas gifts."