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Dow Jones' Greatest Hits
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"And that's how Twitter almost crashed the Dow."
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Stock Market Roller-coaster.
'There's been no confirmation, but the possible merger of two giants has sent stock prices soaring.'
'My broker uses it to trade hot stocks.'
"Is that for Sadaam's capture or the dow breaking the thousand?"
'What I really miss is being able to blame my broker.'
'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'
'Looky here, Andrew! They're opening a NASDAQ Kids!'
'The Dow is going up, the Dow is going down, the Dow is...'
Watching a tennis match vs. watching the stock market.
'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'
Stock market books.
'We've had a difficult time getting pregnant because my wife ovulates to the DOW.'
The U.S. economy heading towards a downturn
'The Dow has shot up 2.5% on positive data on housing - until five minutes from now, when it'll be interpreted differently.'
'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'
'It's the perfect life. When the Dow is up, we make a fortune on our stocks. When the Dow is down, we make a fortune on new patients.'
Watching the markets.
"Stocks closed higher on news someone at the Federal Reserve was quoted as saying 'What, me worry?'"
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"I've road a few bulls myself, partner
Guess your net worth, only 25 cents.
'I think it's time you reboot that lucky tie of yours.'
'Haven't I seen this 'once in a lifetime' investment opportunity before?'
'Not to worry, those are just pseudo jitters.'