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"Today is catch-your-own day."
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"Relax. Even in a recession, people need rare tropical fighting fish."
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'Are you sure this fish is fresh?'
'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'
'What's wrong with those fish?'
"Have you got something that will make me feel a little less guilty?"
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"Well, I've gotta go. My ride is here."
"It's more expensive, but I raised it myself."
Piranha on Sale
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"Bad news, Milton. Some hacker broke into our files, and mixed our fresh-water fish with our salt-water fish."
Siamese fighting fish - 'The other one's his manager.'
Writers's Block - Temporary/Permanent.
Loch Ness Cafe: We serve fish and ships.
"It's getting harder and harder to get that first listing in the phone book."
Tags:store, alphabetical listings, phone books, telephone book, telephone books, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, shop, shops, stores, fish store, fish stores, fish shop, fish shops, marketing strategy, advertising strategy, marketing strategies, advertising strategies, alphabetical listing, phone book, advertising
"It doesn't bother me that I have a Ph.D. and I work here. My Ph.D. is in selling fish."
Bob's Fresh Fish - "Cheapskate"
Help for Battered Wives.
On the Building Site...
'Hey, Tony! This guy wants 800 mackerel! We got that?'
Scuba diver in a fishmongers
'Yes, sorry, no more cod.'
'In cod we trust.'
'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.'
'...And six pickled eggs please.'
"Won't be long, luv. Just popped to the shops for a bit of soul!"