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A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish
Tags:pet, pets, goldfish, fish, pet fish, dead fish, dead pet, dead pets, funeral, funerals, pet funeral, pet funerals, viking funeral, viking funeral, flushing goldfish, toilet, toilets, overkill, overdo, overdone, unnecessary, cremate, cremation, cremated, norse funeral, norse funerals, funeral pyre, funeral pyres
"Maybe it's time to go through that mail, huh, Godfather?"
"Honey, do you remember if I already sent Skinny Frank a fish in the mail?"
Fishing from a Fish
"You stink from the head."
Tags:fish, fish smell, fishy smell, smelly fish, dead fish, rotting fish, stink from the head, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, shrink, shrinks, unhelpful
"The full bodied merlot covers up the stench nicely."
Tags:merlot, merlots, wine, wines, alcohol, alcohols, wine tasting, wine tastings wine taster, wine tasters, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, wine assessor, wine assessors, flavour, flavours, flavor, flavors, flavouring, flavourings, flavoring, flavorings, sewage, sewages, sewage works, drain, drains, sewage drain, sewage drains, smell, smells, bad smell, bad smells, sewage smell, sewage smells, fish, fishes, dead fish, green issue, green issues, environmental activist, environmental activists
Walking the Fish
"Your resume is very impressive, what kind of no-show job do you want?"
Tags:mafia, the mafia, threat, threatening, threatened, dead fish, resume, resumes, cv, no show job, no show jobs, no-show job, no-show jobs, corrupt, corruption, corporate corruption, business corruption, lazy, laziness, privilege, privileged, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, influence, influences, imply, implying, implication, sleeping with the fishes, sleep with the fishes, interview, interviews
"You were right. The full bodied merlot with hints of chocolate and raspberry covers up the stench nicely."
Tags:summer, summer home, summer homes, summer people, summer house, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, environmental, environmentally friendly, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, fish, polluted, pollution, pollute, polluting, dead, death, stench, dead fish, rotten fish, middle class, ignore, ignored, ignoring, ignorance, ignorant, bourgeois, travelled, travelling
"I'm always afraid I'll come to just as I'm being flushed down the toilet."
"How's that whole 'thinking outside the bow' thing working out for you now?"
Tags:thinking outside the box, think outside the box, goldfish, goldfishes, pet, pets, pet fish, pet fishes, aquarium, aquariums, fish bowl, fish bowls, fresh perspective, fresh perspectives, creative thinking, creative thinker, creative thinkers, creative, creativity, dead fish, dead fishes, outlook, outlooks
Boy wins a dead fish at the fair and is directed to the medium.
Do you like your bonus?
Fish playing dead: 'cut that out!'
"I hope they hurry up and get Freddy a puppy. He's running out of goldfish."
Child breaks fish bowl whilst playing with toy rocket
'Shhh. He's just playin' dead. Thinks he can service The Flush.'
"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."