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"Everything's more fun with Muppets!"
Tags:execution, executions, children's show, children's shows, childrens show, childrens shows, kid, kids, audience, audiences, child, children, inappropriate, cute, evil, fun, guillotine, capital punishment, death penalty, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, lighten up, lightening up, shock, offense, offence
"While not a native American Indian my self I do find the term 'low man on the Totem pole' to be an offensive stereotype."
Tags:american indian, american indians, native american, native americans, indian, indians, white knight, white knights, sjw, sjws, social justice warrior, social justice warriors, appropriate, appropriating, appropriation, appropriations, totem pole, expression, expressions, cultural appropriation, social justice, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, oversensitive, hypersensitive, take offense, takes offense, offensive, offence, politically correct, political correctness, pc culture, pc, corporate ladder
Dining Infraction, Too Much Tabouli on the Tie!
Tags:dinner, dinners, dinner time, tabouli, infraction, infractions, referee, referees, foul, fouls, messy eater, messy eaters, impolite, uncivilised, uncivilized, eating out, dining out, bad eater, bad eaters, offense, offenses, infringe, infringement, infringements, offence, offences, umpire, umpires
"And if you prick me, do I not bleed?"
Tags:merchant of venice, shakespeare, quote, quotes, quotation, if you prick me do i not bleed, old man, old men, old age, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, youth, youthful, sex appeal, lost youth, misspent youth, jogger, joggers, healthy, healthiness, offend, offends, offense, offenses, offence, offences, hurtful, reminder, reminders, mortality, elder, elders, elderly
'This is getting spooky. Their defence always seems to know what our offence is going to do before the ball is even...'
'Sorry, may bad. I thought you were texting.'
"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"
Tags:vegan, vegans, veganism, painting, paintings, painter, painters, artistic taste, artistic tastes, artwork, artworks, alternative lifestyle, alternative lifestyles, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, meat eater, meat eaters, meateater, meateaters, meat-eater, meat-eaters, offensive, offended, snowflake, snowflakes, offence, taking offence, offended sensibilities
'NTSB wants 2 ban cell phone use while driving.'
'I'd fire you, but anticipating your next blunder really keeps the company jazzed.'
Tags:statue, statues, offensive statue, offensive statues, statue controversy, statue controversies, statue scandal, statue scandals, offence, offense, offensive, easily offended, sensitive, sensitivity, overly sensitive, insensitive, insensitivity, historically insensitive, appalled, politically correct, pc, political correctness, unpc, unpolitically correct
'I don't think the employment tribunal will be altogether happy with the third column.'
'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'
No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal
Tags:ticket, tickets, parking ticket, parking violation, parking violations, no parking, government, politics, political, law, laws, law and order, crimes, misdemeanour, misdemeanor, offense, offence, donald, manes, nyc, new york city, politician, politicians, 1986, parking violations bureau, scandal, scandals, scandalous, sign, signs, parking meter, parking meters, larceny, grand larceny, washington dc, washington, political scandal, political scandals
'Take it outside!'
"Your teeth remind me of Stonehenge."
Tags:stonehenge, dentist, dentists, dentistry, teeth, bad teeth, crooked teeth, checkup, check up, checkups, check ups, examine, examines, examining, yellow teeth, tooth, tooth pain, dentist office, dentists office, dentist's office, dentist offices, dentists offices, dentist's offices, insult, insulted, insults, insulting, offense, offence, offensive, hurtful, painful, uncomfortable, upsetting
"And just who the hell are you to tell me I'm entitled to my opinion?"
Tags:opinion, opinions, opinionated, strong opinion, strong opinions, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, debate, debates, political debate, political debates, contentious, take offense, takes offense, taking offense, offence, offence given, take offence, takes offence, taking offence, cocktail party, cocktail parties, party, parties, arrogance, arrogant, smug, aggressive, aggression
"Good evening and welcome to a very special newscast in which I do everything I can think of to get fired on air."
The government is to adopt rigorous new procedures to deal with any examples of GPs offending
"Heh, Trump likes his steaks well done with ketchup. Jesus."
Tags:trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trumps diet, food, favorite food, favourite food, steak, steaks, well done steak, overcooked steak, trump support, trump suppers, maga, maga hat, snowflake, snowflakes, safe space, safe spaces, fragility, fragile, offended, offence, alt right, far right, fragile masculinity, modern politics, false outrage
"We're trying to come up with a less offensive term for 'political correctness.'"
(Do not step on or in any other way offend the grass)
Tags:dont step on the grass, dont walk on the grass, keep off the grass, warning, warnings, good advice, park, parks, public park, public parks, offend, offence, cause offence, causing offence, insult, insults, insulted, insulting, extreme measures, authoritarian, urban park, urban parks, city, cities, city life, urban life, central park
The One-Step Program: 'Clinic for the Easily Offended.'
Input From The Front Office
Tags:american football, football, american sport, american sports, sport, sports, team talk, team, football player, football players, football management, football manager, suits, uniforms, suit, uniform, job, jobs, teamwork, management, fans, outsider input, outsider, advice, coach, college football, touchdown, defence, offence, clean office, businessman, sportsman, front office, front offices, input, field goal, field goals, trophy, trophies, award, awards, director, directors, director of football, directors of football, safety, safeties, butt in, butts in, butting in, punt, punts, block, blocks, blocing, blocker, blockers, block the punt, block the field goal
'I'd like to return this. I got the same gift on my birthd...Oh, dude! I'm really sorry. No offense, ok?'